my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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