Just fell off a train. Bad.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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