the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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