she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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