I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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