what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
