But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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