when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
