but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
