you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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