So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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