kristin has been a bad kristin
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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