so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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