Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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