Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I need a burrito and a hug.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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