i jhust puked up my retainher.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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