so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize