You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
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