Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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