there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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