She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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