For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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