White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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