Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I think I sprained my soul last night
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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