please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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