I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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