Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
my liver is dry heaving
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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