North Korea, Best Korea!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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