we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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