I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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