I molested 6 butterflies tonight
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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