i would punch a child for taco bell
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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