The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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