im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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