I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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