I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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