Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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