My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
We left the knife in your bed.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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