Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
