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(586): View more from Michigan

Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...

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(210): View more from Texas

Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.

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(503): View more from Oregon

There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

when i was alone, his dick was there for me...

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(518): View more from New York

I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.

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(248): View more from Michigan

She's the worst person, but the best naked person

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(407): View more from Florida

We can't do acid Disneyworld.

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(770): View more from Georgia

My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success

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