scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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