Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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