The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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