I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
My breasts were aching with rage.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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