At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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