Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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