god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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