some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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