i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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