seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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