So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
He has the fingertips of a God
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