dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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