butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
