my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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