Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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