btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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