what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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