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I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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