If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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