I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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